Just some improvised Dwarf nursery rhythms
Children’s rhyme:
Lil’ Randy o’ Rudolf o’ Bandy o’ Black
Hath done off with his father’s mining sack
Those parents they’ve done all they could
To teach the wee one his bad from good
But still he waketh in dead of night
Too filch good gold by silver light
Dwarf drinking rhyme:
Ol’ long beard
Never did shave
T’was as thus
Unto his grave
Dwarf women’s rhyme:
Wisheth will your babes to be
Wealthy wives of miners be
Ward against evil (or handshakes):
Spin clockwise three times,
Spit three times in your fist (ew...)
Keep walking as if people
aren't giving you funny looks...
Good yes?