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PostSubject: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:51 pm

My Immortal

What if Skuldhellir was written by a 14 year old keyboard humper who thinks she is goffick?:


Anukha Darkness wlaks over the marketplaze dat was covered in blud aftetr the jackal godvampir hat prevosly drink empty one of the prep dwurfze in town. "OH MY ANUWBIS!" (Anubis cuz he is liek god of death geddit????) Seh callz as she sees wun of the storez selling goffik artickles. Behind is a hot elf but he is clearly a vmapire cuz his skin is so pale an dhe has hot eyes. "Hello gorgos" He says darlky winkin sweetly. He was wearing a long blcak fest with spikes on the collar and down az buttons and pcokest with spikes and crimson frayz and a big silver dagger on his back and a shirt with Death Metal forvar and torn pants (although not torn in that plaec u sick pervs, ew) And then big goffik boots of darkness with lace and spikes on the heel but not on da tip cuz dat is elf fashun.
She is werin a long robe crimson robe with lace and a corzet and big long bootz that fit her well and then goffic pants with many chainz and her eyes are crimson red with zkulls in it.
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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:10 pm

Tillik iz totally a mysterious raven/elf/demon now guyz. She is totaly goffik. She walks into tek market waring only kneehigh goffboots with like 20 buckles each adn platform bottomz adn teh buckles are crinsom blod red. She haz on a red and black pleeted plad skirt (cuz its sooo unique!!) with black lace on the bottom. the skirt only goez down 2 her thighs cuz she IS A REBEL!! She warez red fishnet stockings adn a fishnet shirt w/ armwarms that are also black/crinsom plad like her skirt adn also a tube top and a spiky black collar with red spikes adn a red buckle. SHE ISNT COLD becuz she is a fiery demon adn so the cold doesn't affect her. "oh hi anoobka" she laughs "hanging w/ stupid dorf PREPS again?" a stupid dorf prep waring a purple abercrombie sweater walks bi but seez tillik and screams in fear and faints and she laughs.

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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:23 pm

Bryn iz leik a totes oldy man adn is SUPAH grows!! He disnst even leik gerrard way or petie wentz at all! hes such a SUPPER PREP adn I hate hiz sutpid gutss!!! adn he is like SOOO OLD leik thirdey somthin or maeybe even leik forty or A HUNDERD and its leik really really rally gross because he likes to masticate and wetch gurls and he totattly even asked out Tillik to the MCR concert (OMG I LUFF THEM GUYS SO SO MUHC!!!!!!!!!! <3!!!!( even tho I kno he is a PREP who wears ambrecombie and finch and doesnt even like MCR omg hes so dum.
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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:29 pm

OMS (that is oh my satan!!!) bryn is like, SOOOOO GROS Y R U EVEN IN TIHS THRED. Wen he askd Tillik out hr eyes glowed crimson and the whites turned raven blak adn she summoned the fiery powers of teh devil that sleps inside her!!! fiery black adn red flames came out of her hadns but she had to cut hr palm first but she lieked teh pain becuz it made her feel gud inside. but then the blood turned into fire adn she threw it at bryn and then he ran away adn tillik was like "U STUPID MORTAL U DONT EVEN LIKE MAC (MY ALCHEMICAL ROMANCE) OR EVANESENSE THEY SPEEK TO ME INSIDE U SATAN DAMN PREPP!!!!" then a stopid dorf prep waring like, some dumb hollister thing walked past adn tillik WAS SO MAD THAT SHE DRANK ALL HIKS BLOOD WIFF HER GOFFIK FANGS!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:29 pm

[Oh. My. God.

Dying of laughter again. I love you guys so hard. XD]

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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:38 am

Anoobka wachtes the killing uf byrn and waz smil cuz he waz just a stoopid prep. She walkd behidn Tilik all hhapyyy. "Hello bich, dat was cul but you shoiudl left sum for me." She smilz darkly. Buth den she' siz a stupid doft prep, who iz liek bard and plezy music but he is sddnly stabbed dwon. hz crimson red ezy look goffickly at tillik ............................................................. "I LOVE U TILLICK!" He shouts hardlzy so dat all the stuupid dorf preps are surprised and run way, it's Gilldark. He wz once a bard changeliung but den he' waz bitten aby a vampre and he biecam rockstar and his orange hair also tunred red. He wrs a black leater coat white black lace and fishn ts at the waist but derz are no sleeves. (LIKE THT 1 Gai IN DAT BAND, I know he'z gay but gay is hot if u dnt agre u r prep and shud day) and he has a lut of tattoos on it, wun with a skull thhat has red eyes and long blak her and he hze dark pantz of leter and black bootz.
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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:43 am

Adn den Ulrin appears, Furzt sun uv Satan! hez a demon/werewolf/vampire-demigod. He totes walks ova da market squire with his nekkid torso, fleksin his godly abs (he awso sparkles in de light, gaiz!) "Sup, dem bitches?" he saiz as he gazes to Nukh and Til thru those fiery eyz setinto his purfect faice, grinnin to show uv his awesum fangz
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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:21 am

Edwrad rnus ovr scrming adn cryan tearz uv blud and drakenss. he is warin a raven blakk roeb adn hs belt has a blood red skull on it bcuz now he is a ttly hot necromanser and his hat is make of dead babby, which is slgihtly less hot. also his hairs is blakk now (bcuz bein a ginger kid is SO GROSS AND UGLY IF UR A GINGER KID U SHUD GO 2 HELL RIHGT NOW) adn he sez "u GAIZ I FUKKAN JUST DROPED MY ALCHEMICAL ROMANS'S LATTEST CD IN2 TEH RIVAR!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOIN 2 COMIT SUISIDES YOU CNAT STOP ME"

but tehn he seez Gilldark and ewadrd throws hmisalf dramacicallt on the ground adn is all liek "OH MY SATAN GILLDARK I AM UR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!! i won't suisible if you kiss me................................. on teh lipz"

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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:16 am

OMS IT IS GILLDARK "HI GILLDARK u hav probly herd of me I am Tillik RavenNyte ShadowLove DemonFyre 1 of teh pwrful demon vampyres." she swons when he sez her naem "like we can be dark adn meningless 2gethr 4evr..." BUT THEN ULRIN WALKS IN "OMS u r such a POSER!!! WE AL NO U CANT BE PART VAMP ADN ARPT WERWULF!!" She glarz at Ulrin w/ her fiery flaming eyz. ADN THEN OMS EDRAWD IS LIKE ABOUT 2 STEEL HER TRU DRK LUV!! "OMS THIS HAS BEEN LIKE THE WOURST DAY I AM GOING TO SLIT MI RISTS UNTIL I BLEED AD DIE AND NON OF U CAN STOP ME!!!!!!1 OMS"

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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:13 am

tehn skald appares an seh is teh goffiest uv al bcuz she iz alwayls angery @ lyf bcuz no raisin tat is hao goff zhe is

seh wares dedd animulz bonez in her hare an bleedign decaptituted hedz fur pawldrunz on hur showlders an hre fingurnaylz is razur bladez ok


an she says OML U R AWL FUKKIN POZERS ESPCLY GILLDARK I HERD HE PLAYZ TENNIS @ THU CUNTRY CLUB

and den she swingz hur razorblade fingrnayullz @ everywun and is tryghni 2 decapitulate dem awl
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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:44 pm

Tillik DOGES the razr fingernalz w/ her super demon speed adn shoots a fite ray at skuld and she loses teh fight. BUT THEN SHE WEEPS SADLEE "I AM STILL GONIG 2 SLIT MY RISTS GILLDARK IS DIZ TROO ARE U RLY A POZR?!?!!?" SHE SOBS 4EVR..

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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:11 am

then ther wus oger. bloo ogers. thees bloo ogers puched evreetheeng and all died.
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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:18 am

TENNIS AT TEH CANTRY CLAB DIS CANNOIT BE" yellz edrwawrde. He skrmz liek a TTLY AWSUM GOFFIK SINGR OK wehn Tillick's flamin nailz go for his hed but he doj becos he is a wizrd

"SKULD U R A LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!! U CAN'T POORF ANYTHING" adn tehn he starts glowing w/ evel energie and his eyz begin 2 glow blood red!!!!!!!!! "U RUINED EVRYTHG AND NOW I'M GOIN 2 KILL YOU ALL"

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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:01 am

But thn Gilldrak stops ewdard befor he can kill. "NO! EWDRED!" end he embracez him darkly . "U must nut kill, U tiem wizrad an will luv me in da futur, if u dye noa dere iz no troo goffik luv." He jstu putz up his middlefingr at Skld whic aslo blucks the bloo ogrz. "I r not poser u r poster." nd den he starts singing and playing a song from MAC in his byootiful goffick voiyce (is dat spelled wrong?)
Then Ankha startz singin also but SHE DUSTN KNAW DA LYRICKS LIKE A POSER OM Anubis.
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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:31 pm

BLOOGRES SKEEM. THAY PAWNCH AGIN, SKEEMINK LOWDER TILL THEY CAL A DRAGIN. DRAGIN BREAHTES FIER AT EDWRD. "YOO UGRY MAN."
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PostSubject: Re: MY IMMORTAL SKULDHELLIR   Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:23 am

"EEEEEEEEEEDWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN STTOOOOOOOOOOOOORMHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER." sunded form everwere and dey where oll coverd n unicron livurs, instnle killing Ulrin. Form teh mysts uv blud, a man appeard, jamming to MAC.
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